Cheers and Jeers: Rum and Resistance FRIDAY!

From the GREAT STATE OF MAINE…

Late Night Snark: 

“Today's [Senate] hearing reminds us that to really tell a woman's story, one must begin with a 15-minute preamble from an elderly man about why her story is suspicious.”

---Samantha Bee

"Three accusers. Or as Republicans call it: three strikes and you’re voted in for a lifetime appointment." ---James Corden

“This is how they're keeping Trump from tweeting right now.”  ---Late Night with Seth Meyers, yesterday

Clip of Kavanaugh blubbering at committee Democrats: You sowed the wind for decades to come! I fear that the whole country will reap the whirlwind!

Stephen Colbert: You really need a better weatherman. Because let me tell you, this is the whirlwind. And the wind was sown when Donald Trump had 19 credible allegations of sexual assault against him, bragged about sexual assault on tape, and your Republican buddies up on that committee said, 'Yeah, but we want our guy on the Supreme Court.' And that's you, Brett. That doesn’t mean you're guilty, but please: save your indignation that, finally, someone is taking one woman's accusation of sexual assault seriously.

---The Late Show

"I agree. You're not a psychology professor. You are a dull-witted human canker sore who shoots baby hippos out of daddy's helicopter because it’s the only way you can get an erection. Do us a favor---put the twitter aside and go rub a tub of Axe Extreme Hold hair gel on your empty head, you chinless son of a circus peanut. Can there be a dumber thing to be than Donald Trump Junior?"

---Jimmy Kimmel, responding to a Trump, Jr. tweet attacking Dr. Ford's fear of flying that starts out "I'm no psychology professor, but…"

“At the U.N. today President Trump told world leaders that his administration has accomplished more than any in U.S. history, and the whole audience laughed. Trump was furious. For a few seconds he’d accidentally made some foreigners happy.” ---Conan O’Brien

Come on down and splash. Tonight we’re playing games of Pin the Sock on Lindsey’s Mouth.  Your west coast-friendly edition of Cheers and Jeers starts below the fold... [Swoosh!!] RIGHTNOW! [Gong!!]